Tag: funny
group name: lalalandgroup
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October 07, 2008 06:53 AM EDT --
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.) . . . more
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August 13, 2008 06:35 PM EDT --
CURTAIN RODS---PRICELESS
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. . . . more
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September 02, 2008 12:00 AM EDT --
What's in a name?
The famous Olympic skier, Picabo Street (pronounced Pee-Ka-Boo), is not just an athlete...she is now a nurse, currently working at an Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan . . . more
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October 07, 2008 10:04 AM EDT --
Why is a parkway called "A place to drive?"
Why is a driveway called "A place to park?"
Why is a
Why are shrimp called "Jumbo shrimp?"
Please add . . . more
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October 07, 2008 10:17 AM EDT --
Do you remember want ds for employment listed as Men, Women, General?
Do you remember signs posted over drinking fountains, Negro, White?
Do you remember when television didn't allow Women . . . more
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January 31, 2008 02:42 PM EST --
This showed up in my email. With superbowl coming up, I thought y'all might get a kick out of it.
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man
passes . . . more
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January 31, 2008 05:31 PM EST --
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire,
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
Heard your wife left you;
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She . . . more
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October 06, 2008 04:38 PM EDT --
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP
2. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A . . . more
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January 17, 2008 10:48 AM EST --
I have patroled the La La Land Parks and water ways, I want to thanks those of you who changed into your favorite animal for curbing yourself.
The slippery turtle and I have become good friends. We . . . more
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February 18, 2008 08:36 PM EST --
Setting: La La Land at present
Characters: Lalaians and an alien name: Ebot
Plot: Ebot has landed on planet Earth on the tiny island of La La. He has been sent as a scout to the . . . more
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February 04, 2008 07:07 AM EST --
Monday: It's fun to cook for Ron . Today I made an angel food cake. The recipe said to beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to lend me some extra bowls.
Tuesday: Ron wanted . . . more
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February 05, 2008 06:44 AM EST --
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy . . . more
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February 07, 2008 07:43 PM EST --
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry !+^@+!! who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When . . . more
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February 18, 2008 01:06 PM EST --
( This is meant in fun, so if you're easily offended, don't read!)
Husbands are funny creatures! Not "ha-ha" funny, but just plain baffling ( or weird, you choose). . . . more
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April 11, 2008 03:56 PM EDT --
I figured today was a good day to relate my findings on some relaxation CDs I have come across.
We could all use a little stress releif what with all the "New" Gather up-grade and all. The . . . more
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May 21, 2008 03:38 PM EDT --
Free Grumpy Husband (Panama City)
Reply to: sale-68965788@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-05-21, 2:44PM EDT
Free grumpy husband to good or bad home. Has OCD, and your house must be in sterile cleanliness . . . more
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June 22, 2008 09:38 PM EDT --
Can you name Tarzan's sidekick? His wingman? His monkey?
more
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September 15, 2008 09:48 PM EDT --
What Religion is
Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a . . . more
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February 01, 2008 11:08 AM EST --
Bob forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She
told him,
"Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that
goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND . . . more
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February 01, 2008 07:32 PM EST --
In light of the holiday season, I am passing along some advice from Dr.
Phil -
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all
could use a little more calmness in our . . . more
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